Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside

You want to throw in on this magic school bus?

by Big Jate December 11, 2017

Magic

A word normally used as an answer to anything by Harry Potter and Thomas Sanders fans.

"Why do we need Arithmetic at Hogwarts? We know enough".
"Oh really? Then what is 1+1?"
"MAGIC".

by PandaGoZZZ May 7, 2018

WOW, MAGIC

wow, magic is the words, girls usually say when their boyfriend's are flirting with ugly bitches.

"lumingon lang ako, may kahalikan ka ng dikya, wow, magic"

by MaidenBitch March 15, 2018

Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.

I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.

by Freeoakley February 10, 2017

stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

stroking the magic dragon

A slur meaning an infuriated person is being touched and it causes both discomfort and pleasure

I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them

by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016

Man Magic

The art and science of fixing things through brute force, random prodding, or just dumb luck. Also applies to freeing stuck objects, moving heavy things, or anything else that requires more physical prowess than mental.

Me: *fixes rattling bathroom fan via unscrewing the cover, poking a few things with a finger, then screwing the cover back on*
Wife: How did you do that??
Me: Man magic.

by kwaping May 22, 2016