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I'm Just JJJOOOOKKKING 

A phrase used when you know you said something offensive, but you can't go back on your word.
Girl 1(Lana): Man your hair looks really bad today
Girl2(Rylee): Wow, thanks Lana (sarcastic tone)
Girl 1(Lana): I'm just JJJOOOOKKKING

My eyes just had a workout 

when your crying but you don't want to admit it cuz you wimp af
Person: hey, are you crYinG
You: no, my eyes just had a workout

Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey 

A scapegoat when oh fuq, grandpa is ded.
Timmy: "Mommy, why isn't grandpa waking up?"
Mommy: "Don't worry, Grandpa is Just Sleeping Honey."
Timmy: "Why has he been sleeping for 3 years mommy?"
Mommy: "Shut up and get back in your cage you monkey."
Timmy: "Make me bich."

Til It's Cool Just Cool, Into The Mouth 

A classic michael rosen line, plz upvote this, in to the mouth WOP (MOUTH SOUNDS) NOICE. Til It's Cool Just Cool, Into The Mouth
"Til It's Cool Just Cool, Into The Mouth"

It’s just banter innit

This basically means ‘I’m just joking, don’t take it seriously’ or ‘it’s just for laughs, I wasn’t serious’.
When you joke about something and someone gets offended, use this phrase 😌💅🏽
You: ayo fam you looking clapped in that outfit

Your mate: allow it fam, I spent a lot of p’s on this

You: bruv it’s just banter innit
It’s just banter innit by Eglah September 13, 2020

He's Just better

Something you say when you lose to a guy in a video game, even when you have every possible advantage.
Guy: There is literally no way he can win the bomb is planted and it's 5v1
Enemy: *Clutches*
Guy: What the fuck cheats
Guy #2: There's no way, he's just better
He's Just better by reepieces October 1, 2020