Jack Johnsoned

Equivalent of "getting jacked". Being cheated out of something or duped.

"Man, a week in Fairfax, Va. we were totally Jack Johnsoned"

by jordotech March 21, 2008

The Johnstones

The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC

Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.

by KATisaNINJA December 8, 2007

Shits and Johnsons

n.
The two basic types of people in the world. The Shits are self righteous hypocrites that only look out for themselves and desperately crave power, status, praise, and the right to pass judgment on everything they disapprove of.
Johnsons are decent people that generally mind their own business but are always ready to offer help to anyone who needs it without judgment or reservation.

An expression first used by Jack Black in the memoir “You Can’t Win” and later referenced in the novels of William S. Burroughs.

by William Lee January 22, 2004

johsonie

A sweet and beautiful young woman who is very sweet at first but is crazy when you get to know her.

Zodiac; Cancer

Bean: wanna go skydive?!
Peanut butter: You sure are a Johsonie...

by What Does Johsonie Mean? June 2, 2018

Johnston, Rhode Island

It’s full of light skin curly heads that claim there curls are all natural and vape like it’s going outta style

Yooo you wanna go to Johnston, Rhode Island I got some bud there

by Big shotguns October 5, 2020

Haylee Johnston

A girl with a PHAT JUICY BOUNCY ASS! she gets played a lot but always goes back. She needs to stay away from guys with T’s and C’s.

Me: Hey do you know my cousin with the phat ass?
Colby: Yes Haylee johnston

by Eventually you will know May 29, 2020

Johnston, Iowa

Johnston is a very pleas-sent place. You need some money to live here. You have a lot of freedom to be yourself and do what you please. Its a very different community, but one of the best. We also have outstanding educational ranks.

"Johnston, Iowa" is great & peaceful.

by Smh to the haters. June 14, 2011