My uncle Jack's off

A very funny "childrens" book written by Bo nehr, that includes multiple references to "Veiny Necked Birds", "Big Hairy Sacks", and "White Sticky Trails". The title of the book can be misleading to some, so to clarify, the apostrophe between the K and the S is replacing the letter I, so the title of the book is actually "My Uncle Jack IS Off", for all you dirty minded schlongs out there

"I just read My Uncle Jack's Off, and laughed my shitties out!"

My uncle Jack's off by StarSoupMan June 28, 2023

Jackson,NJ 

Jackson- known for Great Adventure and if you didnt live in Jackson your whole life then you know it as Six Flags. Its the place that you can be considered a Hick but at the same time be told you live in a city. You have to go to other towns to actually go to stores. One side of Jackson is woods and the other is built up. Schools are known to be over-crowded and filled with a diverse group. People move here because they like the woods but then they build it up to what they just left.
Anyone who is a true J-towner knows that there is always a PaRtY to go to, you know that Jackson is thought as this wonderful town that the kids are "innocent". Here is where you laugh it up. You know the deal-woods, parties,drinking...etc...there's nothing else to do. so fill that glass and cheers to the true J-towners that prove to every1 what a good time really is.

*Woods parties
*colliers mills
*Pit
*dirtbikes/quads
*hunt
*Shop

J-town is filled with a diversity that know one can ever live up to.

Your either one of us or not

Jackson,NJ by Jax February 12, 2005

Pulling a Jackson

When you wear pajamas under your pants.

Wearing pajamas under your pants? You're Pulling a Jackson.

Pulling a Jackson by Dose of Dude January 24, 2009

Jack Up Your Shit Box 

To be beaten severely about the head, face, body etc. i.e. "Jack up" from
being jacked up combined with shit box

"I will Jack Up Your Shit Box!"

"Tony landed one punch on that guy and really "jacked up his shit box"

Jack Up Your Shit Box by Morbog September 27, 2004

Jack Meov 

possibly the greatest prank call name ever. ask for him, or his brother, bob.

Unsuspecting Victim: "Hello?"
You: "Is Jack Meov there?"
Unsuspecting Victim: "Jack me off!! Jack me off...aww goddamit! I'm going to kill you, you little bastard!"

Jack Meov by Dam It January 28, 2006

Jack Morgan MD 

This mixed drink's moniker comes from the three ingredients used to make it: Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, and Dr. Pepper. Originally created at Arizona State University, it later spread around the western United States. It is also known as the Captain Jack Morgan.

If I don't get a fuckin' Jack Morgan MD soon this party is going to be anime.

Jack Morgan MD by JimSteele October 19, 2008

Jack-n-Jill Party 

A masturbation event which includes male and female participants engaging in solo and/or mutual manual sexual stimulation.

Dude! Ronda went out of her way to give each guy a handjob at last night's Jack-n-Jill party.

Jack-n-Jill Party by drplastic December 16, 2008