Book

When you get a bunch of pages with words on it and get a report of some sort to write about the words on the book. Just saying only nerds like them.

I got a book to read and it’s a stupid on for a report of some sort.

by Anonymous 000000000000001 March 28, 2019

Reading the book

referencing to when a girl is on her period.
a code known by many girls.

'coming swimming'
'no, im reading the book'

by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010

Book

A bunch of dead trees, binded together with artificial chemicals, and having random black ink scribbles that form patterns and words. This is what a book is, not a work of art.

Blake: Want to read a book with me
Hannah: No, there's something known as the Internet

by Blake+Hannah May 8, 2018

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

the supreme holy book

the holy book of hypebeastism

Hey you did you do your daily routine of praying to the supreme holy book " yeah I did actually"

by xellkkk June 6, 2018

book

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.

I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!

by pentozali October 16, 2012

Book Bunny

A fine, lowkey sexy girl who’s obsessed with books and gives major wifey vibes. She's the type to spend her weekend deep in a novel but still knows how to turn heads when she steps out. She's soft-spoken but dangerous if you cross her — sweet like a poem, wild like a plot twist. Loves deep convos, candlelit reading nights, and might just annotate your heart if you let her.

She’s smart, loyal, a little crazy in the best way, and always has a book (or you) in her lap. The kind of girl who makes the library feel like the VIP section.

Yo, she’s not just cute—she’s a whole book bunny. Got me reading romance novels just to keep up.

by MikeyMetaa August 1, 2025