poodle in the dark

Something that is exciting but shouldn't be, in the same way that a poodle may be exciting to dog-lovers but would not be in the dark (where it cannot be seen). Full phrase: 'Exciting as a poodle in the dark'.

Your friend gets excited over something mundane and pointless. You remark: "That was a real poodle in the dark!"

by AspiringAristotle February 11, 2019

dark lightskin

Someone who is lightskin and almost dark enough to be brownskin but not quite therefore they are a dark lightskin.

Bob: I'm brownskin
Bill: no your not your dark lightskin

by Bigmessupx3 June 27, 2020

Dark Knighted

When your best pal blanks you for days on end without as much as a text, phone call or visit.

Fuck me Mike, he has Dark Knighted us once again! I’m not sure how much more of this shit I can take. I mean I’d like to say he has good reason but I know for a fact he is just fucking pussy

by Clown Turkerson March 27, 2021

Dark chocolate mamba

Tie you limp dick around their throat, Flex, Easy dub, quick decapitation

Bro Elijah just dark chocolate mamba’d Logan smh

by You moms meth dealer Markell December 20, 2019

My Dark Red

Dark Red is a person that you can never get tired of. They may look intimidating but they are always a huge softie. They love physical affection and remember little things about you.

"You're my Dark Red."
"I'm honored."

by xxx00022 May 11, 2025

journey to the dark star

verb. can be used in reference before or during the act of anal sex.

Me: How's it goin Chad?
Chad from Alltel: Great, Me.
Me: What's happening tonight?
Chad from Alltel: Gonna take this smokin' hot thing to Chili's and then on to the *low roaring voice* JOURNEY TO THE DARK STARRRR!

by Cholester December 6, 2010

Hop on Dark Souls 2

Slang for having aggressive, gay oral sex.

Hey Krisz, wanna hop on Dark Souls 2?

by Chaserxrd August 12, 2025