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French Toasted 

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"
Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.
French Toasted by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

French milkshake

A mixture of champagne, semen, and pussy juice, mixed in the vagina, which the dominant woman makes the male drink.
Bob does'nt wear the pants in that relationship, she makes him mix french milkshakes.
French milkshake by Muttly's Ghost December 7, 2018

French Puzzle 

When two lesbians french kiss with they're vaginas. Also scissoring.
Linda and Sue were caught in a french puzzle by they're nosey neighbor tom.
French Puzzle by Mbones December 8, 2018

French Gargle 

When one takes a shit in anothers mouth and gargles it.
I just gave jenny a french gargle last night.
French Gargle by Ydnaisns December 9, 2018

french outcast 

god i hate those french outcasts

French horn 

The act of performing analingus on a woman while simultaneously digitally arousing her, specifically with the entire first.
Linda was well satisfied when Steve gave her a french horn. .
French horn by Comicus January 3, 2019