An ancient game in existence since the Neolithic Period, in which one man will challenge another to draw 1000 boobs before the challenger can draw 1000 dicks.
Challenger: Hey, I bet I can draw 1000 dicks before you draw 1000 boobs.
Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?
Challengee: A game of Dick-Boob, is it?
by Sixty-Seventy January 23, 2010
Get the Dick-Boobmug. An extremely large penis do not fuck wit him if you gave this dick a good sucking he will love you forever
" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"
" I sucked Sam's dick and now he loves me forever"
by Some girl/chick January 13, 2017
Get the Sam's dickmug. n. What one has when the tissue sticks to one's penis after using tissue on one's penis to clean ejaculate.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
n. an insult suggesting the receiver is equivalent to a penis with tissue stuck to it after ejaculating into tissue.
1) I'm not looking to get laid tonight, I have tissue dick and that shit hurts to remove.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
2) Just go to the party with us! Dont be such a tissue dick.
by stacked3x August 11, 2009
Get the tissue dickmug. by Kase Von D September 29, 2012
Get the Dick Tittiesmug. A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.
by Urban Dictionary April 13, 2004
Get the poop dickmug. by John Magillicutty May 26, 2007
Get the gorilla dickmug. I knocked his dick in the dirt. (red necked)
That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.
That baseball hit him so hard, it put his dick in the dirt.
by ootsae May 15, 2005
Get the dick in the dirtmug.