Aisle Donkey 

Derogatory Slang for a Flight attendant. Generally used by Pilot Wives who suffer from the delusion that their husbands could be named sexiest man alive by People magazine and that every flight attendant is attempting to fuck him.

Those damn aisle donkeys are always trying to fuck my husband when he goes to Hawaii.

Aisle Donkey by Kronl December 24, 2022

Stall Donkey

A label used to describe a person who prefers the floor as a vessel for their bowel movements and other calls of nature rather than a toilet, urinal, or garbage can.

Bro, did you see the bathroom yesterday?The walls and floor were covered with shit but the fucking toilet didn't suffer even a stain.

Seriously? Whoever that was is a fucking Stall Donkey.
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"Opens the stall door". Holy shit Frank I didn't expect that you- ... What the fuck? You're pissing on the floor dude FUCKING AIM!"Slams door" "Muffled yelling in the hall" JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

"Later that day" Hey Frank I just wanted to tell you that you're a total Stall Donkey and that you should kill yourself because you're insane"

Stall Donkey by OxfordDefinitions August 2, 2023

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

scanning the donkey by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

upside down donkey 

a sex move were the man tries to pin a tail shaped buttplug into the girl while hanging from a rotating ceiling fan

dude1: damn agatha really enjoyed the upside down donkey last night

dude2: wow wanna try that out with me?

dude1: you're mum gay nibba

upside down donkey by SosigIncarnate January 15, 2018

winkey wonkey donkey 

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

winkey wonkey donkey by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

drop the dead donkey

v. (chiefly British): To run a controversial or inflammatory television news story. A television news story constructed specifically to boost ratings through controversy. A television news story crafted for shock value.

We'll start the news cast with the story about the firefighters rescuing the kitten from the cherry tree. Then we'll drop the dead donkey, and run the story about how they fed it to the firehouse Dalmatian afterwards.

drop the dead donkey by parisofpriam February 4, 2006

Metcalf Donkey Punch 

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

Metcalf Donkey Punch by Fatass650 October 23, 2011