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cunt inspector

Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.
The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.
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Cunt Shovel 

A penis, dick, cock, etc.
She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.
Cunt Shovel by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016
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Cunt Bucket 

This term refers to someone excessively cowardly to the point that you can't just call them a pussy
Trevor is such a cunt bucket, he can't fight without his "SQUAD"
Cunt Bucket by Black Lightning69587 November 23, 2016

cunt snake 

A two-faced twathole, reptile type of bitch.
Did you hear that backstabbing cunt snake talking shit? Watch out for her, she's a cunt snake.
cunt snake by ms_behaven January 26, 2018

Cunt Gun 

Slang for phallus or penis (A play on the fact that a penis shoots into a vagina)
1. He used his Cunt Gun on me
2. He Cunt Gunned me the other night
Cunt Gun by Gallant The GOAT February 28, 2020
a game similar to beer pong except that you don't have to be 21 to play it
Jimmy is playing cunt pong with Ana
Cunt pong by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle 

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)
"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."