cofemuzik

some dumb Russian website that stopped existing in December 2023.
you could download music.
it's blocked by Telstra now :(.

Guy 1: You heard of cofemuzik.pro?

Guy 2: Shut up

by grass_toucher506 May 12, 2024

Cofer

A wine that is fermented with red and white grapes. The french call it Blanc des Rouge or Blouge. Tastes like adult juice boxes and is the future.

Sommelier: What would you like this evening?

Guest: You got a cofer by the glass?

by authenticfrenchservice May 24, 2024

“Coffee Breath”

When you give a male a blow job right after a hot sip of coffee.

“Bro, I got some gooood “coffee breath” this morning! The temperature difference felt AMAZING!”

by LilThickMama June 7, 2024

Coffee

The very essence of my life, motivation and entire reason I get up in the morning

I woke up and had a nice, hot coffee

by ttayW2010 June 10, 2024

Coffee Bears

When one roommate wishes to get coffee, 'Coffee Bears' is texted in the house groupchat, so others may join them on their journey.

Roommate A: "Coffee Bears"
Roommate B: "Coming!"

by Shark F. Kennedy June 21, 2024

coffeecat

A person who won't get a coffee by themselves but they will follow you when you go to have a coffee just to get on your nerves.

Hey! Give me some space. Why are you being such a coffeecat?

by Fresh and Juicy June 28, 2024

Coffee

The thing you most likely will be putting in those damn urban dictionary mugs

Imagine you're in a cozy cafe, and you spot a classic white mug you bought from urban dictionary with the word "coffee" boldly printed on it, steaming with your energy bean juice inside.

by Some_internet_Dude July 3, 2024