Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.

I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.

by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021

Caffhead

a caffeine addict.

possibly caffeine dependant, possibly into the energy boost.

I genuinely can’t believe this has only been added here this year, been used for years.

‘I had 4 cappuccinos at the café and 3 more when I got home’

You absolute caffhead

by fortnite biscuit July 9, 2021

Caffed

Getting completed and totally falling down drunk. Usually after numerous shots

Went out last night and got completely Caffed.

by Spuddly July 25, 2021

coffeebean_not_found

Awesome person 10/10 do reccomend

“Coffeebean_not_found is so cool!!”
“Yeah they played minecraft with me yesterday :D”

by ahhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFUCK July 29, 2021

Caffeine_wh0r3

Raccoon that cries a lot and breaks remotes in half. They are obsessed with mushrooms and are in love with a rat named Reggie.

“I saw Caffeine_wh0r3 on the side of the road with Reggie the other day.”

by RustySweeto August 6, 2021

Coffee Nerd day

Yeah, coffee nerd day is on July 14th and you wonder why this exact day? it's because it's my damn birthday dumbass

Wow it's coffee Nerd day, Sick ima go buy her a present

by Areithy October 27, 2021

coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens

"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."

by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021