Missouri Mop Bucket

When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.

When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.

by akaRakxm October 2, 2023

Noose in a bucket

Don't get your noose in a bucket

Barbara....cool the fuck off. Don't get your noose in a bucket. I will be back.

by Sally from the valley December 5, 2021

Bucket Dick

An STD caught by a male cadet who has had sexual encounters with far too many trou, no cure is known and it is said to be terminal.

Cadet Y: I heard Jeremy got with another trou last night.

Cadet X: He better be careful or he'll get Bucket Dick

by TheCCQ March 24, 2009

Fish in a bucket

Being fucking in the ass while being drowned in a confined space. The confined space could including anything from buckets, bathtubs, or toilets. The liquid could be of any sort also, from tea to water.

Sam and I tried fish in a bucket, the toilet was most likely not the best place for it.

by Darkkran November 10, 2017

Grunge bucket

How ones girlfriend looks after getting railed with her makeup on.

My girlfriend came down stairs looking like a grunge bucket

by Dick sweeper August 20, 2022

piss bucket

bucket of piss

bob: “Did you seen Fawn got their own piss bucket?”
obama: “swag”

by anonymous March 20, 2021

redneck bucket-seats

Plastic three-or-five-gallon pails dat country-bumpkin motorists in states without yearly-inspection requirements use in their jalopies to sit on when either (1) they sold their car's existing seats to have money for beer, cigs, or joints, (2) they lost da seats in a poker game, (3) they'd bought a "junkyard" car without seats, or (4) da seats dat came wif da car were so atrociously ugly and/or uncomfortable dat resting their butt-cheeks on a sharp rim and ridgy center-ring was actually MORE bearable than da upholstered "buckets" dat da car's manufacturer had installed to begin wif.

In da "Red Green Show" episode "The New Monument", Red shows "you middle-aged guys out there" how to "teen-proof" a car so dat "nobody will be callin' YOU 'Grampa' for a while"; one of da many ways he accomplishes this --- besides welding da back doors shut and installing a barricade-wall between da front and rear portions of da passenger-compartment --- is to replace da car's front seats wif a hard wooden church-pew for so dat it conceivably (pun not intended :P) wouldn't be comfy enough for a bouncy-bouncy. What Red fails to realize is dat this modification could actually have da **opposite** effect, in dat now da front seat is a continuous flat/smooth bench-seat instead of two separate chairs, and so it could actually be **easier** to lie down and "do it" in dat seat than it would have been in da car's original cushioned seats; all da teens would hafta do is to spread a folded blanket or rug on da seat. A pair of redneck bucket-seats would have been a much-more-effective choice for better ensuring dat said young hot-in-da-pants couple would behave themselves while they were away from da watchful scrutinizing eye of their snooty-prudy elders.

by QuacksO June 2, 2021