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Soapy Tit Wank

in this context, used to describe the inane and vacant expression sometimes appearing upon an individual's countenance, suggesting that they are unable to focus or concentrate on current events owing to a preoccupation or pervious misdemeanour involving some form of deviant activity
Andrew, you've gone all Soapy Tit Wank again; will you please just get a grip, a life and a proper haircut, or just fuck off home, will you?
by The Poison Dwarf July 15, 2010
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toe wank

Derogatory.

1. Used to insinuate the diminuative nature of the phallus of the recipient of the remark.

2. Used to insinuate dexterity in a derogatory manner.
'Kenn, you're such a fucking toe wank.'
by tafka April 18, 2004
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Jank my wank

the act of one party ejaculating another parties male genitilia. said very often by logan while playing COD4 online.
Jank my wank bitch! I just pwned you!
by Asa_911 September 27, 2008
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A Manky Wank

Having your partner shit on your bell-end whilst you wank
Geoff: "Uh uh uh, yeah baby, I'm cumming"
Toni: "Take it out, I have a turd brewing so you can have a manky wank"
Geoff: "For fuck's sake! Now I've gone limp!"
Toni: "You are such a loser"
Geoff: "Bitch!"
Toni: "Faggot!"
by John Lidgley May 23, 2008
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blow wank

wanking someone off whilst sucking the end....
by gor May 20, 2003
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ball pot wank

Wanking while sticking a couple of fingers up your own arse. Sort of like a manual simulation of taking the central role in a no-handed conga, or being the meat in a man sandwich.
Euggh what's that under your fingernails? Oh sorry I got carried away and had a ball pot wank last night.
by Bearded Clam December 9, 2008
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End of Level Wank

When playing a game on a console and your stuck on a particular level, an feel you cant get any furthur, have an end of level wank and when you return, you should manage to complete that level effortlessly!
"Arghh! This bloody level is gettin'on my tits!!

I know, i'll have an End Of Level Wank. That'll help me complete it easy!!"
by 360Weirdo December 24, 2009
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