dingleberries

faeces stuck to your bum hairs.

'Alright! Who used my toothbrush to clean their dingleberries?'

by tafka April 18, 2004

toe wank

Derogatory.

1. Used to insinuate the diminuative nature of the phallus of the recipient of the remark.

2. Used to insinuate dexterity in a derogatory manner.

'Kenn, you're such a fucking toe wank.'

by tafka April 18, 2004

floopy

A DNAism*. In the manner of a happy mattress.

Douglas Noel Adams

The mattress bounded floopily across the plains.

by tafka May 14, 2004