Crotch Turkey 

When the hair in your crotch feathers out like a turkey

Casey Papabitch has a crotch turkey

Crotch Turkey by King Of OFHS April 23, 2009

The Golden Turkey 

The act of kicking, punching, slapping or grabbing a male's testicles from behind.

Sarah totally just gave me The Golden Turkey...

OH man!!! Did you see that? Sarah gave Ryan The Golden Turkey!

I went to grab Ryan's ass and accidentally slipped him The Golden Turkey..

The Golden Turkey by 13Cat13 January 24, 2011

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven

When you're really looking forward to some anal action, but realize that you're all out of water based lubricant. Out of necessity you turn to melted butter and generously baste your penis in preparation for sweet ass lovin'.

M: Did you get some back door action last night broseph?
S: Yeah but I was all out of Astroglide so I ended up basting her turkey in a dutch oven! She was so aroused by the sweet smell of butter and ass juice that she sucked me dry afterward.
M: *fist bump*

Basting Her Turkey in a Dutch Oven by moosir2u September 22, 2011

awkward turkey 

a derivative of the awkward turtle, when one holds his/her hands in the shape of a turkey by clenching one fist with the thumb pointed outwards, and placing the other hand at the bottom of the clenched hand (wiggling of the fingers to make it look as if the turkey is moving is also acceptable).

A brotha came up to me and said let's bang. I responded by giving him the awkward turkey. He thought it was a gang sign and immediately busted his peice and said, "What'd you say to me you cracka ass bitch!?"

awkward turkey by ninjamann13 June 26, 2007

Wild Turkey 

It is an accidental crap, in turd form, taken during sex.

Me and the lady were doing the deed last night when I let wild turkey slip out my ass.

Wild Turkey by Boobash12 January 19, 2008

cutting the turkey 

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

cutting the turkey by scott November 25, 2004

Swedish Turkey Baster 

the sexual act of pulling out your cock before you shoot your load and baste her whole body in your jizz.

this bitch was fuckin crazy!
so I got fed up and gave her the ol' swedish turkey baster.
then I slapped her and told her to make me a fuckin sandwich.

Swedish Turkey Baster by nick irion March 11, 2007