creamy beef load

The act of ejaculating on a slice of bread and rubbing it on your face.
Miles: "I was hungry last night, so I had a creamy beef load."
Xavier: "... What the fuck is wrong with you?"
by Hauskaz November 10, 2007
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jamaican beef party

A gay orgy that takes place while raggae music is playing.
Dude, last night when I got back to my apartment I saw my room mate and a bunch of guys having a Jamaican beef party in my room.
by Blue Smalls November 16, 2013
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Creamed Beef On Rye

A term usually used when referring to the need to take a shit. Sometimes can also be connected to greasy morning after dumps from a long nights drinking.
.....hold that thought. I gotta go lay down a creamed beef on rye.
by kdson January 14, 2011
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whats your beef

Like when you someone is startin an argument or something and you don't know why they are doin it or havin a little fit and you don't know why = whats your beef
'shout, shout, shout!!' = 'Yo holmes whats your beef'
by Olie Fildes June 25, 2006
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beef jerky in a dress

a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
by i am not wearing pants July 16, 2009
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Beef n’ Chedder

A dude with a big penis and lots of money.
She likes the Beef n’ Chedder types braaaaaaahhhh. No need to try with your bank account and small appendage.
by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018
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Sir Beef of Lame

A guy that believes he is a "Sir Beef of Loin" but is so socially inept and unaware of his untimely fashion sense and dated un-cool expressions he falls in the heightened Royal honors of Knighthood of Lamality.
“Did you hear what happened to Boyd?” “No, What?” “The linemen on the football team locked his jock to his pad lock on his football locker because he is so fucking lame” “Then they secretly put a sign on his helmet that said “Sir Beef of Lame” just before they ran out of the locker room at Homecoming”
by Mr. Doobie August 22, 2008
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