When having sex, you take off your cowboy hat and take a shit in it, and then place the shit-filled hat onto your lover's face. This is done because she is unattractive and you can not finish the job otherwise, and the extra touch of insult is fun.
by shmoffice March 31, 2009
Freeport texas is a small place on the coast hugged by the ghetto called surfside. It has plenty of crime and has been deemed little Southside Chicago! The houses are ratchet and you have crazy city ordinances ! The mayor of freeport is a guy named jason that always walks around dressed in a little League baseball uniform complete with a helmet and bat.
by Pearlsnpinkcamo June 18, 2019
Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.
by ghost37 April 21, 2009
by jbaby69 July 07, 2010
"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"
by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010
by Anonymous August 07, 2003
A Texas butcher that is passed around from store to store cutting meat all day who works long hours with little personal time
by definitlee September 15, 2021