Definitions by jbaby69

texas hold em 

the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there

I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em

texas hold em by jbaby69 July 8, 2010

black diamond 

when a person places their balls into their partner's mouth, then shoves their shaft up the partner's nose; a double black diamond being two shafts (one in each nostril) and four balls (all in the mouth)

I can hardly breath while my friends perform black diamonds on my face

black diamond by jbaby69 July 8, 2010