texas hold em

the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there
I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em
by jbaby69 July 08, 2010
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black diamond

when a person places their balls into their partner's mouth, then shoves their shaft up the partner's nose; a double black diamond being two shafts (one in each nostril) and four balls (all in the mouth)
I can hardly breath while my friends perform black diamonds on my face
by jbaby69 July 08, 2010
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