Texas stinker

When having sex, you take off your cowboy hat and take a shit in it, and then place the shit-filled hat onto your lover's face. This is done because she is unattractive and you can not finish the job otherwise, and the extra touch of insult is fun.

Donna, I'm sorry I had to give ya a Texas stinker last night, but you were makin' my dick go soft!

by shmoffice March 31, 2009

Texas Chain ride

Refers to an incedent in Texas 10 years ago when a mob chained a young black man to a pick up truck and dragged him to death.
Chaining anyone to a vehicle and dragging them.

You wanna go for a Texas Chain ride? Keep flappin' your gums.

by ghost37 April 22, 2009

texas hold em

the act of placing one's own testicles inside their anus, and thus holding them there

I can barely walk right now because I'm performing a texas hold em

by jbaby69 July 8, 2010

West Texas Massage

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.

"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"

by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010

SouthWest Texas State

The school you go to if you can't get into a real college, but you have to get out of high school.

Shit, I got a 900 on my SAT's...oh well, at least Texas State will accept me.

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

texas hay bailer

When you cut off a woman's pubes, then 'ball up' the hairs and insert the ball of hair into the woman's anus. Then have anal sex.

"I still have hair in my butt from that Texas hay bailer I did last night with Adam."

by Meek12 May 15, 2014

Triple Texas Twister

When a male is giving oral to a female and uses 3 fingers in a pumping motion while twisting.

You know dawg just gave her the good ol' Triple Texas Twister last night

by lilbitchjj08 December 1, 2018