Pussy Pants

Literally the best things ever!! Basically vagina shaped pants that were featured in Janelle Monae's music video.

I have the best boyfriend ever!! Last week he bought me pussy pants!

by Cyoochi January 24, 2019

Cheeze Pants

When a dude doesn't wash his pants for at least a week, and you can tell.

"Dudebro, he's cheeze pantsing helluhh hard"

"Yeah, he hasn't been home for like two weeks."

by HermanManwells August 19, 2009

Pants Cub

A slight bulge in a mans pant, which is to small to be called a pants bear

While Josh has a Pants Bear, Jeff being smaller, has only a Pants Cub.

by dykemaj March 12, 2009

Headache in pants

Another name for a boner.

I looked at her and got a headache in pants.

by breakingher December 12, 2012

Half Pants

Sweat pants that only reach halfway down your leg.

Girl 1- She had a camel toe in her half pants.
Girl 2- Yeah she did.

by lollllllllllllllll April 3, 2010

Pants Clowned

To be intoxicated, "fucked up" or otherwise inebriated.

Goddamn, Jimmy drank a gallon of Gin and now he's pants clowned...

by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004

Beef Pants

Common misinterpretation of the chant "defense!" often heard at American football games.

Why is everyone yelling beef pants?

by Mel4000 January 3, 2011