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we need to talk

About your behaviour at last night's company bbq...well... we need to talk.
by Sparkles! September 20, 2003
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we need to talk

only way to save face after having this statement directed toward you is to fall to the ground and fake a seizure, anurism, or massive myocardial infarction (heart attack).
by jefbenet November 6, 2003
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we need to talk

see: time for you to run like a chipmunk on red bull.
Listen Johnny, about that thirty thousand you owe me... We need to talk..
by Minakatamoriya November 1, 2003
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non stop talking

Earfucking is the practice by a persons of talking non- stop. If anyone else tries to comment the earfucker simply talks over them. The earfucker is a nightmare for people who are trapped with them in a car, a dinner table or office. They are often also called time suckers or a time suck.
She was non stop talking the entire trip. She earfucked me the whole two hour car ride. I think I said two words maybe.

He is always in non stop talking mode. He earfucked me at my desk for a full hour. He's a total time suck.
by geekqueen September 14, 2013
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we need to talk

1. You're screwed because your significant other has been fucking the plumber for the past 12 months.

2 You're screwed because your boss is going to bitch at you for doing your job, or, as he sees it, not doing enough to "further company productivity", probably by giving him head.
1. We need to talk Al. You're just not as good in bed as your brother, who, incedentally, I started screwing two days after we met.

2. We need to talk Al. You haven't been working 10 hours overtime a week for no pay, filing in your copious spare time, or doing anything else so insanely outside of your job description or beneath your skill -level that I can be happy with you.
by Al October 14, 2003
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we got to talk

the most horryfing thing a girl can say to her boyfriend
susan: "George, we got to talk.."
George: "fuck!"
by AyraMatao December 20, 2008
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talk dirty to me

A song that requires you to say "talk dirty to me" with a dirty bass drop. Many people sing it in the car, shower, while taking a shit, in the park and even to your parents. The song was created by a midget nigga by the name of dickson jason deruuulo. Most people like to sing this song during sex because the dirty bass causing many orgasms.
Hey, talk dirty to me! *takes a shit* TALK DIRTY TO ME BABY!!!
by Mrjayballoon October 15, 2013
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