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cock smoker 

1.a human male who participates in the sucking of cock on a regular basis

2.also a term for a narcissistic human male who may be otherwise known as a wanker, a cockhead, a dickhead or a fuckstick. also especially in southern partsof australia they may be known as muzza
1. "is that reece kissing that bloke over there?" "oh fuck yeh didnt u know he was a cock smoker?"

2. look at him over there, thinkin hes all top shit, what a fucking cocksmoker
cock smoker by smashedkrab January 15, 2011
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Roping Smokes

Roping smokes means to smoke cigarettes one after the other. The idea being that one is never without the best nicotine delivery system ever devised by man. An endless cigarette has the appearance of a rope.
John: Im extremely hungover today. I feel like I got ran over by an eighteen wheeler carring Marborro Reds.

Dean: Not suprising dude, you were roping smokes all night.

Smoke Screen 

Whereby you fart in a high traffic area and other people walk through your ass cloud.
GUY 1: Sure is cloudy out...
GUY 2: I know. I hope it doesn't rain...
(Person walks by with disgusted look on their face)
GUY 1: Did you just...
GUY 2: Yup. Total smoke screen.
Smoke Screen by BUCKWYLD June 18, 2009

Homies 2 Smoke With 

best song ever by icp, violent j, psychopathic reconds
i dont need a brain
dont need anything
i just want some Homies 2 Smoke With
Homies 2 Smoke With by Napro Bladem September 14, 2003
Jews after they were cremated by the nazis
Im gonna turn you into jew smoke

smoke and joke 

inhaling enough marijuana to the point where everything is humorous. such an activity usually takes place on an island or in the confines of a car.
Let's go smoke and joke.
smoke and joke by meggle$ February 22, 2008

hog smoker 

someone who wraps their lips around another persons chunk of hog sausage and begins to smoke, like a fag....
Hey buddy, smoke my hog.
hog smoker by Boss HOGG January 24, 2003