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National Simp Day

Guy: dude, did you know today was National Simp Day?

Simps: ITS MY TIME TO SHINEE✨
by That_one_simp May 4, 2022
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simp sympathy fuck

Is when you are simping for another person and they feel bad after you do everything they need, so they fuck your brains out
You bro, Angela finally caved in!
What?
Yeah I got simp sympathy fuck, it was awesome!!
by N00bMajesty May 24, 2022
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ChimpZee Simp God

ChimpZee Simp God was the greastest chimpanzee ever. Slay moby dick to become ruler of the chimps. Also became the official 69th presdient of Nigeria and accidentally genocide white people and pigeons. Made too many babies so he store them in the back of superone. And force Russia to seize their land to him. So sexy that wife drop their husbands for him
Bob backlund : where the fuck is my wife at?
Son rodger : she ditch you for ChimpZee Simp God
by Ricky the abortion doctor January 15, 2021
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Kimmy the bi simp

Kim is a very kind and welcoming person, she always manages to put a smile on my face and although I get very confused when she talk in danish im trying to learn it as it’s only fare cause she learnt English. Based on our many interactions I assume she is a good hugger, she also has a very calming voice. She always seem to make me laugh or make me feel calm and I’m so happy I got to know them. (Also she bi awakening was my little pony so get exposed if you’re reading this Kim). She have helped my through a lot of tough times without even realising it and I really care about them and love her/p
Me: Kimmy the bi simp is very funny
Kim: no I’m not
Me: stfu you literally are
by Fuckinggaysimp69420 May 27, 2023
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Simp Type Energy

When you so much of a simp that others become a simp when you are around them
Josh - did you see what Tim did?
Nigel - no?
Josh - he use his simp type energy on Ryan
by Biggpapa3000 January 16, 2020
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stupid simp shit

when a senior falls for a freshman that doesn’t want to date the senior due to looking stupid by all of the other seniors,therefore they respectfully stay as friends and then the senior decides it’s okay to tell the freshman they’re in love and and obsessed with them
bruh did you see evan an lina hanging? man is on his stupid simp shit
by urmomlovesme123456 February 9, 2020
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rail me simp

Someone who simps for a fictional character and also wants to get railed by them.
"Im a rail me simp for ( ...) 😩"

"wow you're such a rail me simp..."
by Ner0.D0ntia September 11, 2021
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