it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic

A phrase used to describe a situation that is:

a) almost near impossible
b) awkward/tricky
c) difficult

Stemming from the movie, Titanic, where shuffling deck chairs on the sinking ship would have been tricky.

Teacher: I'm trying to get my students to quieten down...it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic.

by Briollette August 29, 2006

Snuffer

A man who sniffs a penis up his nose and it pokes his brain causing a reaction that makes his arms shoot up into the air and he yells "ShizMonkNickFuckAssBitchNizz!"

Comes from the laten word cat~fucker.

The man was such a Snuffer he was called a bitch.

by jim July 8, 2004

Shuffle wuffle

To lick a penis clean until the man cums.

Jimmy- yo carl I need a shuffle wuffle

Carl-but your mom can give you one

Jimmy- you do a better job

Carl-fine

Jimmy- *moaning noises*

Jimmy-*cums*

by Clash is gay September 14, 2020

snuffery

The state or act of being snuffed ("to be snuffed"). Derived from the lexicon of the Nicolas ("Nick") Cage cult-classic, 8MM, wherein 'snuff films' are described as a delicious four-way street of pornography and necrophilia.

Tina Fey's scar makes her look like she narrowly escaped snuffery, which was apparently administered in vain by Dr. David Snuffington.

by Deddy Dixon October 16, 2007

Snuffkin

When a girl is sitting on the toilet taking a dump, and the guy eats her out. So called "Snuffkin" because he has to get his head actually in the toilet.

A snuffkin is the opposite of a blumpkin.

by BLTYEAH November 10, 2010

Snuffles

Snuffles want to be heard. Snuffles NEED to be heard.

Snuffles "Where are my balls, Summer?"

Summer "Snuffles!?"

by Hym Iam July 23, 2022

truffle snuffle

The inadvertent, yet violent inhalation of ball sac that may occur whilst one is performing fellatio in the 69 position. This can result in snorting, snuffling and ultimately mild asphyxiation.

Morgan got caught up in a truffle snuffle that left her panting yet pleased.

by melucifer May 8, 2014