Pump shed

A shed in which one pumps, typically referring to pumping inside a woman.

My ex, Sally, was a total pump shed.

by Fuzwang December 28, 2025

The New Jersey Gas Pump

When the attendant is pumping your gas you have them fart onto your pork roll, egg and cheese sandwhich. Then you must immediately consume that sandwich while it's still warm.

Man that attendant really gave me the New Jersey Gas Pump treatment. Hopefully that was just ketchup he left on that sandwhich.

by KannibalFlamingo January 6, 2026

Pump & Dump

A common misconception is that this refers to a quick shag. In actuality, one engages in a Pump & Dump when he cranks his hog whilst laying a log.

I’ve been baking this shit all day, can’t wait for a Pump & Dump when I get home!

by Captaindownloadboner February 15, 2025

gullet pump

A gullet pump is the action a person takes whilst performing oral sex that thrusts the penis into the oesophageal area. It is known to be extremely pleasurable for the receiver and is a particularly popular in the North Devon area.

Luke i want to blow you, i bet i can finish you off with 4 gullet pumps… Go on babe, the cameras are on.

by Costadamus February 26, 2025

cavitate the pump

The act of blowing air into her asshole while eating ass and watching her butthole fart( cavitation).

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy. How was the date last night?
Buddy 2:Well Buddy, it was great. She let me cavitate the pump ; ).

by Berrymacoxknr March 1, 2025

Buffalo Pump

Buffalo Pump: getting fisted buy a guy with really large hands so it feels like you just had sex with a buffalo.

Travis can’t walk from receiving that Buffalo Pump from Dan.

by Sweet Beaver March 5, 2025

illuminati lil pump

Illuminati is a song by Lil Pump and Anuel AA that went viral and got a lot of hate

Person 1: have you heard illuminati Lil pump X Anuel AA ?

Person 2: yeah men is a piece of shit

Person 1: shut up the fk up its a great song esskeetit brrr

by Yessir 123 November 24, 2021