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jungle pee

A term used to tell your friends you’re going to go take a shit without having to directly say it.
Matt: I’m going to go jungle pee!

Sara: What’s that mean?

Troy: Oh he’s politely telling us he’s going to go take a shit.
by Kas Lupo May 20, 2023
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Pee Turbulance

When people pee everywhere in the house or office in buckets and gatorade bottles and others try not to look at the people peeing because it would be gay (ohhhh! Rainbow) or mercury poison minded (ohhhh! Lezbi dirty mind) to look. And everyone's exercising a lot and trying to gain muscle. 💪 And you pee in the toilets and it makes extreme loud sound and it's turbulance!

And if you have a few beers, more pee turbulance (because beer makes pee sound louder), but it might spill to the floor sometimes!

And sometimes you are driving a truck and pee in a Gatorade or Powerade bottle.

Pee turbulance!
Ratonis: *pshhhhhhh. Peeing sounds.

Others: I don't wanna see! Looks away!

Ratonis: Puts nut sack and stuff away.

*5 minutes later.

Police: Wee ooh! Well. Everything seems normal.

*Gets snacks.

Ratonis: Few! That was a close one!

*Grabs nut sack and stuff for a second.

*Earthquake!

*Drinks beers.

*Pees in bathroom.

*Loud sound pee turbulance!

Hahaha haha! LOL!
by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023
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19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day

This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
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Peeing On The Poo

A phrase used to break the silence when you enter a Men's bathroom and there are empty urinals, but a guy is using the stall standing up facing forward. There are only a few reasons that man is using the stall, that way: Stage fright, doing coke, waiting for a gay guy, or breaking up an unflushed piece of poo with his piss stream.
Nick walks into a men's bathroom at a pub and notices empty urinals and a guy pissing face forward in a stall.

Nick: Hey, you peeing on the poo?

Stall guy: (sniffs & flushes toilet) Haha.
by Studs Lonigan III November 24, 2024
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rock-pee

The water that drips from the cave ceiling that is most definitly not the pee of a rock. Rocks can not pee, that is imposible
Jimmy: Its peeing
Karl: No, thats rain
Jimmy: Look up do you see coulds no those are rocks its rock-pee
by Aperre August 17, 2024
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Pee Dubbin

Sniffing stale fuel in order to get a very hard erection that lasts for hours.
Nigel had to stretch out his tight back after a Pee Dubbin session had him performing autofellacio for hours.
by DubbinDave October 11, 2023
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