Hand Pants 

Cloth mitts used when handling something extremely hot while cooking. Hot Pads.

Ned: "Shit man, this pan is HOT!"
Joel: "Yo dude, utilize these hand pants."

Hand Pants by jpshmoove March 17, 2008

vadge pants 

Any dude what akts like a pussy.

Hey! Where you goin' Johnny Vadge Pants?

vadge pants by Simbiotik April 29, 2008

my pants are completely off 

Something incredible is going to happen soon and I am very excited about it.

"Hey, did you hear? Soundgarden are back together and they're gonna be touring again!"

"Holy crap, are you kidding? Oh man, my pants are completely off!"

my pants are completely off by uwg January 27, 2010

Meanie-Pants

A person who is being mean... a disrespectful, violent, hateful, or negative person.

Stop being such a meanie-pants!

Meanie-Pants by MissMB May 21, 2018

Poopy pants

when you poop in your partner’s bum and they poop it back out.

I just poopy pantsed my girl.

Poopy pants by poopy pants creator July 8, 2021

"Why am I wearing pants?" moment 

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.

Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!

"Why am I wearing pants?" moment by Sean92 April 30, 2009

Jason's pants

Jason's pants are so dirty and stinky.

"Would you like to get in Jason's pants?" answer: no

Jason's pants by 2u3iy1 April 24, 2011