The definition of nut jockey is a women who loves the nuts, she is on them like a jockey on a race horse. Riding them hard and fast.
Your such a nut jockey Wiggles.
by Wiggles from the field. August 28, 2010
by PureEnergy82175 August 18, 2020
Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"
by Jessejames February 24, 2012
The ghost nut is all that green stuff on the skulls in Sea of Thieves y'know? Like it's all up in the head of the high level boys and up in the nose and the eyes and sometimes in the sky when there is a large concentration of nut like during skeleton forts. You take the ghost nut and sell it to the order of souls who's prime goal it is to use the nut for maximum gain, be it for personal consumption which can also be done be a player if the have a high enough reputation. They also get the nut all up in they cloth and the ship so they can flaunt they collected nut.
by Ghost Nut Collector February 18, 2021
male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.
Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
To ejaculate.
Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."
by Nutcracker March 17, 2014
Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.
"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."
by Thickicka September 03, 2018