Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

by SimCouta March 10, 2011

Macaroni nut

When you get a bowl of wet noodles and ejaculate on to the noodles and mix it until it bubbles then let it sit for a day and then get the bowl take one noodle and put it in the school water fountain and then take the rest and force feed it to each of your family members.

Hey Sam glover I just committed the nastiest MACARONI NUT yesterday.

by LukeSaulDeclan December 6, 2021

corn nuts

a corn nut is a small piece of hair sticking out on the side of your head.

"fuck my corn nuts are popping out"

by cocopuffs1122 June 10, 2014

Bloop Nut

Having to urinate so intensely that your testicles feel the same pain as when experiencing "blue balls"

Let me in I'm rolling bloop nut!

by Jessejames May 9, 2012

nut oyster

male ejaculation. esp. thick type that has a tendency to stick to chins, headboards and homeless people.

Mr Hank passed out from drinking too much colt 45 so we decided itd be fun to slap a nut oyster on his eyes for a morning treat.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

crack a nut

To ejaculate.

Man 1: "Wow, that stripper's lap dance actually made me crack a nut!"
Man 2: "I need to go there more often..."

by Nutcracker April 23, 2014

That Green Nut

Part of Walmart's Great Value arsenal of fine food products, in this instance packaged to resemble pistachio ice cream. Goes well in a bowl, waffle cone, or sprinkled liberally with Shrek and The Hulk references.

"Hey, I'm trying to make sure we have everything for the party. Which ice cream do you think Fiona would prefer?"
"Oh, she's a huge fan of That Green Nut."

by Thickicka September 3, 2018