Leftarded

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.

She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.

by whatshitsme August 1, 2016

righty tighty lefty loosy

Refers to threads on a screw, nut, bolt, etc. To tighten, you turn to the right (clockwise). To loosen, you turn toward the left (counter clockwise). A few exceptions exist, notably old propane cylinders and some pipe fittings.

"How do I get this screw out?"
"Righty tighty lefty loosy!"

by Okie Dokie December 10, 2005

Leftardation

Excessive brain damage often caused by drinking cyanide-laced Kool-Aid, those who are medically defined to be "Leftarded" appear to have the following symptoms:

Praise for third-world cultures, government structures, and 6th century barbaric war cults.

Praise for failed economic and political models that results in mass genocide.

Refusal to take consequence for their actions, and projects their own hatred on their opponents.

Denial of basic biological functions and cellular makeup.

Excessive weight gain, oversized earlobe earrings, as well as piercings and tattoos covering their bodies.

Hatred of pale skin pigmentation.

Views violent sacrifices of preborn babies as sacred.

Prone to outbursts of tears or anger if emotionally triggered.

Views violation of Federal Immigration Laws as legal.

Belief in state-run propaganda outlets as "truth", while suppressing alternate information.

If you, or a loved one, knows anybody who is a Leftard, the only known solution would be permanent exile to "Leftard Colony" quarantine zones, most notably California or Sweden.

Leftardation is a cancer to a free and properly functioning society, and must be cured at all costs if Western Civilization is to survive this pandemic of idiocy.

by lCOYARlCllCOYAR February 15, 2017

Leftard

Someone who is a communist retard and isnt informed about politics and all the care is about utopia which is dystopia

Person 1: We should remove gender classification
Person 2: No we shouldn't that would cause confusion in our society
Person 1: No, N*zi, it would cause Utopia
Person 2: Shut the **** up Commie leftard *****!

by IIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDKKKKKKKK April 16, 2019

Leftover Smile

Receiving a smile from someone only because they were previously laughing/smiling at something else. A very embarassing mistake.

I was so happy that he smiled at me, until i realized it was just a leftover smile

by rachel2themaxx January 13, 2009

Lefterbate

The act of rubbing one out utilizing primarily the left hand technique. This is, of course if one is NOT left handed.

"Damn I sprained my right hand and iCarly is on....looks like its time to lefterbate."

by Uncle Patrick Diddles October 24, 2011

leftish

A left(ist)ish person is someone who shows traits of anti-capitalism and anti-oppression (leftism) while they may not necessarily be full on leftist or identity as such. This puts them between leftists and the centre-left.

Babyblu is a leftish, I'm not sure if they completely embrace collectivizing the means of production.

by Precoixious June 10, 2019