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A Kyle

A troublesome young man.

If someone is referred to as "A Kyle" They are usually a young, uneducated, blight on society. Thay are usually young men around 13-18 in age and have a very scruffy unkempt appearance. They usually come from broken homes, with parents who don't give a monkeys willy what they get up to as long as they don't get under their feet. Kyles are genuinely found hanging around in local parks Smoking weed, and drinking cheep alcohol. They can be found loitering around shopping centres, planning muggins or shoplifting to feed their habit. Thay are not particularly physically violent but will shout threatening expletives to make them look hard and will generally run away if challenged. Most don't attend school and those that do are usually permanently expelled due to their bad behaviour and attitude, with the few who do make it through school will usually leave with no exams and no prospects. Older Kyles (those that are past legal school age) generally have no interest in gaining employment and will supplement there livelihood by committing crimes and will usually if not before, land themselves in prison by the age of 18, with prison been a common acurence for most of their live.
Neighbour 1: " That young lad across the street was arrested for shoplifting yesterday."
Neighbour 2: AGAIN! that the second time this month, he's turning into a right little Kyle that one."

2) Woman 1: "Right, I'm off to the shopping centre."
Friend: OK but keep your phone out of sight, the place is full of Kyles."

Mother speaking to her son: "I'd keep away from that new lad at the youth club if I was you, he's been branded A Kyle."
by Britney Sparkles April 9, 2024
mugGet the A Kylemug.

Kyle Terry

Odd girl that is kinda athletic and parents are strict
Kyle Terry plays a lot of sports
by bobthebuilder58 April 24, 2024
mugGet the Kyle Terrymug.

kylee irene

The most beautiful little girl in the world. Although we are apart and hurting she keeps her spirits up and stays strong. She is funny and OMG soooo genius. She’s a little Turkey turd and I love her more than anything. A Very kind little girl that’s always aware of her surroundings. We will be together again My Girl. Kylee Irene is the coolest and has great purpose. I can’t live without my Kylee Irene .
Kylee Irene is the bestest little girl with a momma that loves her more than life and misses her greatly .
by Stolenlife87 February 13, 2023
mugGet the kylee irenemug.

Kyle

a delightful tulip that is the source of all joy. He's helpful, caring, good hearted,funny, hot, talented and everything about him is perfect! I would buy the moon and carve out our initials in it because that's how wonderful he is. he can make your month when all you feel is sorrow he can light you up when all you want to do is cry and his smile is the best thing you'll ever experience.
Kyle is so joy-enducing, I could spend all my time with him!
by koko :D March 26, 2021
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

Kyle is a very sexy man who has a lot of friends probably with the name: Thomas,Cody,Ben,Jack, he is a very smart and intelligent kid who is loved by many
Kyle is better than all of his friends at gaming and rages a lot
by Rhys Moore September 8, 2020
mugGet the Kylemug.

Kyle

Kyle stabs friends and strangers alike with big stabby needles. They're out of control. Someone call the police
Kyle may have a PHD of the vag, but they stabbed me, and that's not very Mack Daddy of them to be perfectly honest
by PHD of the vag June 10, 2022
mugGet the Kylemug.

kyle

prettiest dude ever !2>£{|{£ kyle plays baseball and a VERY good haircut !! once again kyle is the prettiest person you will evr meet
“kyle is so pretty. he looks so nice playing baseball too”
by nayeons April 22, 2022
mugGet the kylemug.

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