Stove-Piped

when you get something hot stuck up your ass (sexual implications)

Omg, Did you hear that Maria got stove-piped by Josh in the bathroom at lunch. God thats gotta hurt-

by fuckboi-sanders December 8, 2015

Pipe Bomb

When you burp and fart at the same time.

I thought she was the cutest girl at the party until she pipe bombed.

by Youngtomcruise January 20, 2017

Busted pipe

The act of a woman biting down on your dick with all her might until it Ruptures, resulting in a busted pipe

My girl friend found out about my side bitch and gave me a busted pipe.

by Gannimal June 1, 2018

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019

Lay pipe

Dropping a long continuous turd in the toilet

Hey man I lay pipe in the toilet you got to see- it’s like a foot long

by Pipelayerbutpoop April 9, 2024

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

Rusty Pipe

When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.

Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.

by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022