Definitions by EnglishGenius

millennial pause

when someone (specifically a millennial) starts recording, freezes for a second to make sure its recording, and then continue what they were doing. kinda like when your watching the news and it flips the camera to a news reporter overseas or something and they kind of just stand there for an awkward few seconds and then start talking.

*a video on tiktok*
"(few seconds of silence)...hey guys! so today we are going to (blah blah blah)"
*the comment section*
"lmfao not the millennial pause"

millennial pause by englishgenius January 14, 2024

annual pussy stunt 

a card that you can play once every year that overrides your bestfriends free will which makes them legally obligated to do something for/with you no matter how crazy. once a pussy stunt is called the person who called it cannot call another one until the year is over, and the person whom the pussy stunt got called on cant use theirs for the next 24 hours.

*at an amusement park*
"hey i really wanna go on that ride can you come on it with me"
"absolutely not that looks way too scary and way too fast"
"ok well i call an annual pussy stunt."
"FUCK."

annual pussy stunt by englishgenius January 14, 2024

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing) 

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing) by englishgenius January 14, 2024

dildy

means funny/weird looking dildo/dick

"bro wtf look at this random dick pick i got"
"HAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST DILDY IVE EVER SEEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT"
"ikr help"

dildy by englishgenius January 14, 2024

kys 

best compliment you could receive. stands for kiss your self and when someone tells you that it means that you dont see how amazing you are and it means that you should love yourself more

"go kys"
"aww thankyou"

kys by englishgenius January 14, 2024

nah yeah 

means yes. basically means "no dont worry lets do it/ill do it"

"i dont wanna go shopping again"
"please i need to buy some more stuff"
"nah yeah you know what lets just go"

nah yeah by englishgenius January 14, 2024

girl no 

means ABSOLUTELY HELL NAH. if you ask someone if you should do something and they respond with "girl no" you cannot do it for your own good.

"should i text my ex"
"girl no wtf"

girl no by englishgenius January 14, 2024