Old Suck horse

An old woman who was bred for sucking men off or pleasing men or just an old slutty woman who you know had been slutty there whole life.
Boy: mom, where is grandma?
Mom: The old suck horse is at her boyfriends. Can you believe that Shit?
Boy: yeah she’s been a slurpin dudes since I’ve been born.
by Bro mcdudeson May 15, 2018
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One Horse Deal

I don’t need your help Anthony! You are a one horse deal.
by Ridgeway-wrong way January 21, 2021
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Hammered horse meat

Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 26, 2023
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horse glucose hoarder

a thief who steals glucose from horses using a syringe and hoards it for no apparent use.
Catch him! hes that horse glucose hoarder
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Sour horse milk

The act of ejaculating on a woman's back while sleeping, and in the morning she smells and eats it, usually the semen have a sour taste.
"She wouldn't give me anal last night, so I left her a little Sour Horse Milk"
by Titty twister69 November 03, 2015
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One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.
Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.
by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020
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