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cutesy patootsie

A word used to describe something that is sickeningly adorable, cute, or charming. Examples of "cutesy-patootsie" objects are puppies, kittens, Pikachu, or young children---genearlly something fuzzy and cuddly.
Ugh, that little kid is so cutesy patootsie, it makes me sick.

I wish she would stop acting so cutesy patootsie, it's really getting to my nerves.
cutesy patootsie by pancake of doom February 18, 2010
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*pees cutely* 

An extreme expression of interest or love towards someone of swag
Hey lol *pees cutely* wanna go out?
*pees cutely* by P1ssbugzz December 14, 2020
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When something is cute.
Could be from a person to an inanimate object.
"Aw, that's cutey."
cutey by j.fab August 18, 2008
someone who's face is incredibly cute and normally you want to squeeze them for their cuteness or have slightly rough sex with them because they deserve a little pain for their irresistable cuteness....
'Man she is such a cuteface, i wanna squeeze her and then perhaps follow it with sexual intercourse...'
cuteface by Peter Dxxxx May 28, 2006

Cutest couple 

The most amazing couple you will ever see. They care for eachother no matter what and will never let anyone get in their way. If you want to see a couple that is amazing, thats them.
Did you see Brianne and Grant, their the cutest couple.
Cutest couple by Crazy4life January 22, 2011

cuteness aggression 

An aggressive state brought on by cuteness overload. Especially pertaining to a furry creature.
OMG she is so cute I just want to bite her nose off! Sorry, I have cuteness aggression.
cuteness aggression by MeowMix561 November 11, 2017

the cutest girl in the library 

a phrase used to describe an intellectual girl who also happens to be incredibly attractive.

she may embrace such things as post-modern feminism, russian literature, left-wing or third party politics, and string theory, but you probably don't care about any of that because you're too busy trying to figure out how to get into her pants.

this rare and fascinating creature probably speaks at least one other language fluently, and could kick your ass at trivial pursuit.

she is most certainly out of your league.
horny bastard: "dude, check out that girl in the horn-rimmed glasses."
generic wingman: "she's one of those brainy chicks, man. she's the cutest girl in the library."
horny bastard: "too bad. i'd hit that."