coffee

a person who has been coughed on

the coffee got a cold from this

by kevin dow May 13, 2005

Ice Coffee

The act of putting crushed ice in your ass, ejaculating in someone's mouth and squeezing in the ice. Gargle and ENJOY!

Crystal loves "Ice Coffee" on a hot day.

by Joe Trio November 13, 2007

Coffee Filter

The female equivalent to a tea-bag.

Susan got tired of Mike rubbing his balls on her face while she slept, so the next night she did a coffee filter on his chin.

by mason26 August 9, 2012

Hot Coffee

The act of having a morbidly obese man or woman void their bowels on one's chest. After which the aforementioned obese individual smears said fecal matter onto chest in a clockwise motion.

Oh my god....I went to Tiajuana this weekend and saw a midget get the hot coffee...I may be scarred for life....

by madcrapper81 January 9, 2009

make coffee

To have an extreme case of diarrhea. In having a severe case, one would be 'making strong coffee.'

Every time eat the ribs at Momma's house, I have to go home and make coffee.

by $ayfoo April 4, 2011

coffee

someone who is coughed on

I was the coffee last night because my husband is sick.

by christayina July 27, 2008

Cof$

A vulgar term for the Church of Scientology. The term comes from the fact that Scientology churches must pay their bills by requesting fixed-amount donations for their courses or their counselling. While few other religions do that, this relatively new idea allows the Scientology religion to grow at a pace commensurate with how valuable people think it is. It has continued to grow.

When I saw the term "Cof$" in the article, I knew the writer had writen a one-sided and hateful piece.

by Hill-Runner February 9, 2005