Cof$

A vulgar term for the Church of Scientology. The term comes from the fact that Scientology churches must pay their bills by requesting fixed-amount donations for their courses or their counselling. While few other religions do that, this relatively new idea allows the Scientology religion to grow at a pace commensurate with how valuable people think it is. It has continued to grow.

When I saw the term "Cof$" in the article, I knew the writer had writen a one-sided and hateful piece.

by Hill-Runner February 09, 2005

cof

Cum On Face - Sexual act often used when describing services offered by an escort.

The escort I saw last night provided cof in addition to bbbj and fs

by AndyRBR January 12, 2006

COF

Cum On Face

$160 FS (B33J & COV3RED S.3.X) FINISH C1M OR COF/ 30 MIN MAX

by Woltan February 12, 2022

cof's

Circle of Friends. Where everybody is close to everybody in a group of close family and friends.

Who's going to be at the party? Oh, just the cof's of course.

I love the cof's!

by jheart November 03, 2008

Cof

Shortened phrase of 'Fuck Of'

Pronounced "cough"

Person 1: Your a gronk

Person 2: Cof mate

by bigeMe March 01, 2012

cof

Cradle of Filth. Extreme metal band..

Myspace Kid #1 - Hey,whats all that noise and stuff?

Myspace Kid #2 - Oh. Thats just CoF

by IAmTheOcean July 07, 2010

COF

Choked on Food. Used as a short form for texting or chatting. It means that the other person said something funny or outrageous while you were eating.

G: "The new girl is wearing a hat that looks like a va-jay-jay."

H: COF! I was eating a cookie when I read that!!! Nice!

G: "Thx"

by People'sPoet May 21, 2011