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Clam digger

A clam digger is when you have a sinus infection and your eatting your wife/girlfriends pussy you hock one of those bloody, green clumps from your sinuses into her cunt and then suck it back out.
Last night I gave her a clam digger, how she has a yeast infection.
by Freeballin99 January 20, 2019
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museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.
You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams
by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023
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Clam

When singer or musician hits a wrong note on stage or in the recording studio.
I heard a few clams at the concert last night.
by Swerdnase June 2, 2018
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shucking the bearded clam

The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.

Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I

Know you were totally wasted. I saw you

disappear with that chick at like 3am.

You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in

back room and smashed it. She was

ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.

Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was

nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give

A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.
by FairladyZ February 4, 2015
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clam quake

the fluttering of the vaginas lips against a mans face during orgasm
dude, you should have felt that clam quake she had. it shook the rafters.
by shay-zizzel January 18, 2011
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Fake Clam

When a man goes down on a woman to eat her out and pretends to use his mouth.Instead uses his fingers while making the sound with his mouth.
Naw man I didn't actually go down on her i just did the fake clam
by Rybbo March 18, 2011
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clam pack

the scientific name for a car or large group comprised of only women
Dude, look at that girl in that clam pack! Her smile is beautiful
by aucuparia December 22, 2016
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