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Newton's Car Wash 

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.
You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.
Newton's Car Wash by mreman91 November 20, 2010
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Uptown Motors Car

A car that is so shitty that only those with extremely poor credit, limited cash or lacking in basic English skills would attempt to buy this car. Sold by the man himself, who is a tall, heavyset Italian from South Jersey, who enjoys affecting a “Tony Soprano” like accent, and saying, “fuhgehddabout it!” This dealer has been known to start cars that have poor starting systems up to thirty minutes prior to the arrival time of the prospective buyer, in an attempt to make them think the car is in excellent condition, and therefore hiding the true problem that lurks within, which is that this car, like so many others before it, is a big piece of crap.
Marty was fucked, as he had recently purchased an Uptown Motors car.

Jamie attempted to start the car one morning, only to have rusty radiator water pour out from underneath. It was then that she realized the true meaning of an Uptown Motors car.

pop your car 

To put a banana or some other object into the muffler of a car so that the car makes a loud boom noise as it ejects the object from the muffler. Causes no harm to the car, but hilariously fun.
Friend 1: You better watch out, I'm gonna pop your car.
Friend 2: Bitch, I will kill you.
pop your car by Finyon February 17, 2013

Californian clown car

Basically an orgy in a small car on a bumpy road going exactly 32.5mph(52.3kph)
"dude we should organize a Californian clown car"
"Naw we don't know enough girls, it'd be pretty gay"

Me mums car 

A car that me mum owns in formal English
Me mums car is going to be here tomorrow

do guys still open car doors 

a term used by females when a simp opens the door for a woman in a car.
simp: *opens car door*
girl: *gets in*
also girl: "do guys still open car doors?"