Canadian Eggnog

A sexual act in which syrup and semen (cum) are mixed in a glass. Typically a whisky glass or shot glass, to create a sweet and savory flavor profile.

Tasha wouldn't swallow, so I made her some Canadian Eggnog and she's been swallowing every drop ever since.

by Mister Buttersworth April 1, 2022

Canadian Quesadilla

When your going to fuck a mexican chick, and decide to use maple syrup as lube.

Johnny gave Maria a Canadian Quesadilla last night!

by GrimeLineCentral May 7, 2024

Canadian Apple picker

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

Canadian blimpfuck

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.

You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.

by J dolls bill May 27, 2025

Canadian intermission

Taking a break midway through sexual intercourse, in order to go eat poutine, and resuming

My girlfriend & I took a Canadian intermission last night. There's a new restaurant that's opened nearby, and their poutine is heavenly.

by EaterOfTheEggs December 15, 2022

Good ol' Canadian Orgy

An exceptional event under taken soley on Canada Day (July 1st). Usually after drink and watching the celebration events in eachs respective region, one heads back to a location and preforms such act of unity. It is an example of Canadian kindeness and respect for one another.

Friend 1: Eh, would you want to go back to my place?
Friend 2: Would you want to instead swing back to my place? We're having a Good Ol' Canadian Orgy.
Friend1: Oh, sure, eh!

by The 438 fam June 25, 2017

Canadian penny

A member of the Canadian federal public service who is due to be cut, just like the one-cent piece.

Blogger one: 'Did you hear they're cutting the Canadian penny?'

Blogger two: 'Yeah, just like noone will miss them, noone will miss low-level workers in the public service.'

Blogger one: 'Yeah, Lewinsky and Tripp were 'peons,' but people noticed them, so I guess that's the difference between a 'peon' and a 'penny.'

Blogger two: 'They also had a stained-dress, though.'

by sukadog August 22, 2012