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baked goods

bro: aw man whose that hazy hottie with the tidi?

dude:oh dude that chick, shes always high, shes baked goods... but i dunno her name.
by dooooooooooooooood August 13, 2011
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Boston Baked Clam

a sexual position in where a male squats with his arms out in front. a female is positioned underneath the man, lickin ass, a.k.a. tossin the salad
Jane was giving Bill a boston baked clam last night when he farted.
by CockWild November 25, 2009
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bosnian bakery

A variation on the dutch oven where you defecate in the bed while your significant other is present. Upon defecation, the sheets are then held over your significant other so they are trapped in an air bubble to fully "enjoy" the smell of the feces.
"I discovered the bosnian bakery when accidentally I let some feces fly when cranking a fart extremely hard for a dutch oven"

"Oh you won't put out? Time to visit the bosnian bakery"
by protocoldroid April 27, 2006
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baker

verb. when a person either adds, comments on a status or picture of someone they have no idea who they are on Facebook. This is often a synonym for the word "creeper".

noun. A picture of someone, normally fat, who takes a picture of them self with their webcam trying to look huge when they clearly aren't in real life.
v. Hey Christian just bakered your sister.
n. Wow, you're picture is such a baker.
by anti-baker July 30, 2010
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Bakers Dozen

A group of 13 very cool British girls (one honorary member) that share adolescent experiences together, and good times. Each have a varied size of cake shelf and are all very quick witted and clever
"who's coming to the super cool party tonight?"
"The Bakers Dozen girls!!"
by marth94 October 31, 2011
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Bakers Dolphin

A travel agency that provides coach trips.
I just went to Bakers' Dolphin.
by HiTmAN December 27, 2003
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Bakery Fresh

A man fucks a jelly filled donut and then a girl gives him a blow job to get the jelly off.
Ya, i gave him a bakery fresh last night, it got really messy!
by assphobia September 23, 2010
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