Danger Boner

Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.

Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.

Danger Boner by DaveCorpUSA July 14, 2014

Burrito boner 

The extreme excitement produced from eating Mexican food.

I got a total burrito boner after Reuben made those enchiladas.

Burrito boner by Novanova April 12, 2016

bottle boner 

The act of sticking ones flaccid penis inside a bottle opening and proceeding to get aroused, the resulting boner will get stuck in the bottle.

Dude I tried that bottle boner shit and it freaked the preschool out.

bottle boner by Bottle Boner July 25, 2016

Solar boner 

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

Solar boner by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016

fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts

'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'

fanny boner by Super Billy's super willys February 11, 2017

wunder boner 

A tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth

Wunder boner, My wife would like that

wunder boner by Sethtaros May 18, 2017

mom boner 

A mother's arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.

Watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave Lydia a mom boner.

mom boner by Old Barney July 18, 2017