gaping asshole
gaping asshole by Fernando la Casa December 30, 2007
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Leaky Asshole
Usually refers to hemorrhoids, a person that has a leaky asshole has to carry a rug to wipe up. Their asshole leaks uncontrollably, leaving shit stains on their clothes.
Leaky Asshole by Feda555 October 6, 2009
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magic asshole
A trick played by a "fatal attraction" lover where they fill their asshole with super glue before lube, such that later after you wear through the lube you get stuck with them permanently.
I have a magic asshole! What he stuck in will never come out!
Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.
With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
Yeah a magic asshole is a very dirty trick - but it works! He will never cheat again.
With a magic asshole he has to leave a little something behind if he tries to cheat.
magic asshole by one trick pony February 15, 2010
six-figure asshole
(n) a boss so repulsive and loathsome that nobody is willing to work for him for less than $100,000.00/year.
She had no idea that she was a six-figure asshole until she started cutting pay and her employees stormed out of the office like the place was on fire.
six-figure asshole by Frustrated_Monolingual September 8, 2010
temporary asshole
A motorcyclist who chooses to "harass" other motorists by riding recklessly, doing stoppies and wheelies on heavily travelled roads, and riding way too fast for the conditions. The rider rarely wears any protection other than a helmet (where required). This is done simply to show off and has great potential to result in a dead, or temporary, motorcyclist. See also squid.
temporary asshole by jerdez26 June 11, 2006
High Asshole
After a group partakes in the consumption of marjiuana, the first one to make a 'high mistake' is therein dubbed a "High Asshole". It also may be refered to as "High Asshole of the Day", in which case a reward or trophy may be given, either physical or through the act of a 'high-five'.
There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot.
Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'.
There is no limit to the number of "High Asshole"s a group may have, it's just not funny when there's more than one. The group member dubbed a "High Asshole" may change depending upon who makes the worst 'high mistake'. A 'high mistake' is anything a typical clumsy high kid will do such as forget something or drive like an idiot.
Once someone is dubbed a "High Asshole", they are only named so until everyone in the group is sober, or until someone else in the group makes a worse 'high mistake'.
High Asshole by Ali Meeli December 20, 2010
guardian asshole
An adversary so feeble, hapless, and inept that his treacherous or duplicitous actions actually end up insulating his intended target from any and all harm originally intended to be inflicted upon him.
"My fat bastard of a supervisor and her idiot flunkies made my life so miserable that I resigned my post and took a position elsewhere. Thirteen weeks later, my former place of work became embroiled in an international scandal that resulted in criminal charges being filed against the corrupt, messianic boss; innocent employees being deported; and the filing of a multi-million dollar lawsuit that threatens the financial solvency of the institution."
"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."
"Wow. Staying with that sinking ship could have ended your whole career. The douchebags who badgered you into resigning actually ended up being your guardian assholes."
guardian asshole by Can'tstopthesignal July 7, 2014