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i dont give a fuck eat my asshole 

when your a bitch and u have no life go get one u dumbass
i dont give a fuck eat my asshole
someone who is a jerkoff or a backstabber in some cases. Often used as a joke but at the same time can start a huge fist fight or can ruin a friend ship
pat: im at my moms house
tom: i tapped that ass last night
pat: you ASSHOLE
asshole by shondon March 23, 2008

assholes 

You know who or what you are people, you're probably some form of asshole.
Why.. must.. there.. be.. such.. a-holes. Either there are folks who are blunt, or insinuating shit to ya. Shut the fuck up, you bags. assholes! LOOSSERS!!
assholes by see the good... December 1, 2009

grandpa's an asshole

When you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
Did he tie your hands behind your head and was it on your mother's bed?
grandpa's an asshole by TOYPAJ December 2, 2004
A car being driven at night with no headlights. Worth seven points and an automatic one-year extension to your sex life in the pidittle game.

See also 'pidittle'.
Asshole! <punches ceiling of car and points to passing car with no headlights on>
asshole by Ryan November 27, 2004

synonyms: asshole 

Adolf, or, alternatively, Hitler. (Although commonly thought to be a comparison between Germany's leader during WWII and people who exhibit this type of personality, the real connection is that a standard method of referring to these people is to call them an "A H" which happens to be Hitler's initials (Adolf Hitler). The fact that Hitler himself was an asshole simply adds icing to the cake.)
1. Get out of my face Adolf!
2. The line starts back here Adolf!
3. Who's the Adolf that cut the cheese?
4. Yeah? Well, you also said you'd pull out in time, Adolf!
5. How many lanes do you need Adolf?
6. As a matter of fact, Adolf, I do know everything.
7. You are such an Adolf!
8. I looked up Synonyms: asshole and I found your picture Adolf.