A jive turkey is a person who talks a lot of shit and never can back it up. A mouthy little punk often by the name of Alex.
by NotSoRoyalPrincess October 18, 2018
Get the Jive Turkeymug. Man 1: Damn bro, sick cuts! What kinda diet you doing fam?
Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!
Man 2: Just been on the stuffed turkey diet!
by Candyforhandy January 26, 2019
Get the Stuffed turkeymug. by anonymous November 22, 2023
Get the Turkeymug. by baltimore female July 5, 2020
Get the turkeymug. A Turkey on a Golf Course is when you unzip your pants and take your balls out, leaving your dick inside your pants. This usually occurs after someone has either failed miserably at the round, or has done very well.
"Hey John, look! There's a Turkey on a Golf Course!"
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
"Dude put your balls away, someone will see them."
by Gary23 October 22, 2022
Get the Turkey on a Golf Coursemug. “That is the sorriest Close Order drill I can ever remember, boy!! Who leads this outfit? Who’s Top Turkey around here?”
by Corncakes March 29, 2025
Get the Top Turkeymug. a turkey that supports trump and hates democrats. Also has a crippling addiction to alcohol and straight 1900s Sherlock Holmes ahh pipes.
by Otistube1 May 25, 2025
Get the Trump Turkeymug.