bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey May 27, 2018

no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.

No Horse Shit Jack?

No Horse Shit Wang.

by Jackburton255 May 22, 2019

Beat the shit out of Tyler day

On Aril 21st you can beat the shit out of anyone named Tyler without any repercussions

It's April 21st, isn't it beat the shit out of Tyler day?

by Ja Bismarck March 25, 2024

Beat the shit out of Tyler day

Beat the shit out of a kid named Tyler just because you can.

“Man I sure love beat the shit out of Tyler day”

“Hey Tyler! It’s the 26th of march!”

“Please don’t.”

“I’m gonna beat the shit out of you Tyler.”

by RLovescaffeine March 25, 2024

Going Shit-to-shower

The practice of shitting (in a toilet near a shower, of course) and proceeding to pressure wash one’s asshole with the jet setting in the shower.

“Going shit-to-shower saves the pandas and leaves your taint fresh and clean.”

“This is the weirdest TED talk I’ve ever been to.”

by Brock Kakashi June 07, 2022

shit out of a shanghai

To describe a object moving quickly

The red car went like a shit out of a shanghai

by Serendipity1307 October 07, 2023

shit tag

a tag made out of fecal matter

"dude that shit tag is dope"

by no1nprtiqlr February 23, 2010