Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.

:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!

by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022

Dick Stupid

a top-tier insult for anyone who calls you a penis idiot.

richard: "your really a penis idiot"
You: "well at least i'm not dick stupid"

by Riso nero January 14, 2020

They of a Dick-Bitch

inclusive and gender neutral variant of "son of a bitch"

hey you They of a Dick-Bitch, watch your mouth!

by c'dub89 March 4, 2021

dick-space

allotted time spent apart from your significant other based on reasons related to smoldering, over-cuddling, sleeping-in, and overall depth or breadth of the situation

Mike sat in the distillery quaffing a bier to get dick-space from his girlfriend.

by jmaffy November 4, 2021

suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*

kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!

by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021

champagne dick

When you be popping that cock and the jizz goes further and higher than expected.

This can be a solo or a joint effort.

“Damn! That’s champagne dick got me in the eye! “
Or

How do you get jizz on the ceiling? “Champagne Dick my nigga”

by ChampagneDick September 1, 2018

dick pic

a picture of a dick

dam girl that's a lot of dick pics you have

by wienner November 28, 2016