Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!

A huge win.

"Well dip my dick in a cup of hot water!, I haven't see you in years!"

by mattwinwood March 10, 2023

That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2023

Tickle my trunk

The act of male masturbation.

snuffleupagus left me on read... I had to tickle my trunk in the shower....

by Bigwheels88 March 11, 2023

Drowning my baseballs

Putting you in a bad mood or letting you down. Giving you bad vibes or harsh judement, particularly when you just want to be in a good mood.

I've been having a great day, then you come in and start drowning my baseballs.

by TheLyoness March 11, 2023

my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".

My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

Lose my shit

To break down

I’m gonna lose my shit on your dumb ass if you don’t stop your shit.

by The real him March 13, 2023

My G

Used as slang for “My Girl”

Hey! Meet my G, I’ve been with her for 4 years

by Math Watty March 14, 2023