dirty bessmer

A man with a big penis who bangs really hot chicks, none of which have boobs smaller than a handfull

last night when you banged them chicks you were such a dirty bessmer

by my name dude December 19, 2009

Dirty Pikachu

The act of sticking a metal rod into your asshole and going outside during a thunderstorm. In this act, a person would let a lightning bolt hit the metal rod in their rectum, hereby electrocuting their anus in a painful, yet satisfying way.

“Yo im thinking of hitting a devious dirty pikachu out in the storm tonight, wanna help me get the metal rod up there?”

“Yeah of course!”

by CODAN May 30, 2023

Dirty Grist

The Act of Kidnapping little 3 year old boys while taking pictures with them on your macbook. Also known as being Gristy or Grist

Mom: Oh my god, I am so scared that my neighbour is Dirty Gristing my Son.

Man: Hey look at the guy, By the looks of him he is a Dirty Grist

by Dirty Grist69 May 15, 2011

dirty Denon

When you get a boner while handling bananas.

Hey look he has a dirty Denon from stocking the banana table.

by Dirty Denon April 1, 2023

Dirty Daph

When you're absolutely obliterated and decide to take a shit completely buck ass naked.

Brad: Cody did you see Chris last night? He totally pulled a Dirty Daph.

Cody: Of course I did bro, it was the highlight of my night.

by Emdanielle April 15, 2020

dirty jalecia

A really hot person with a fat ass

Dirty Jalecia has a fat ass

by Dirty Jalecia April 16, 2020

dirty markle

When someone sticks there finger in there ass and puts there Said finger in victims nostril

Nathan gave Margaret a dirty markle

by Jamesie q December 12, 2022