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Shitting Squares

To be very scared about something!
by ScratchCardGlory October 15, 2006
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shit fit

The act of taking a Shit Fit means that you repeatedly go to the restroom, take a shit, finish up, but then are required to go back to the restroom and repeat the Shit Fit Cycle.
Dude 1: *calls Dude 2*
Dude 2: "Hey, I can't talk now I'm having a shit fit."
Dude 1: "Ooops, my bad. I'll call you in a few cycles."
by D. Showerhandel July 10, 2016
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shit

by fuckwittery October 8, 2018
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type shit

another word for real that ghetto ppl use to reply to EVERYTHING. you can use it sarcastically as well
sarcastic- “i don’t like you anymore” type shit
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT

real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD
by Jackie:) August 3, 2024
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Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage
Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier
by Howard Towers December 8, 2020
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shit a brick

Lay a hard solid turd, usually a long and thick shot that can get stuck in the narrow passage of a toilet (and cause a serious overflow for your downstairs neighbor).
When I was told that I'd just shit a brick, I actually felt like I'd just shit a brick. (The latter uses the more accepted definition, associated with anxiety and stress.)
by ReverseHaloEffect May 12, 2020
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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
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